Meet Alanna [Blogs with Brackets]

Well people, we’ve got work to do.  Our Morganette – the exciting and always entertaining Alanna needs a surge in voting, and it occurs to us we should show you precisely WHY a vote for Alanna is a vote for all that is true and good in this world.  If you need no further convincing, just head on over to bracketmaster.spike.com and select Alanna.  And then text ALANNA to 44686.  That makes you double awesome.

We had the chance to talk with Alanna and if this Morganette is not the ultimate winner, a grave injustice it will be.  After speaking with her the other day here are some FACTS I learned:

1. She was ‘ruined’ by a reality show that never came out, and which she cannot speak of the result due to a fairly hefty non-disclosure agreement.  [Ed Note - If this is her ruined, then she could've taken the BracketMaster field in a cakewalk before the show]
2. She’s got Boston sports loyalties and keeps them in check even when in LA doing promos, modeling, etc.
3. Skill sets: Heli-skiing (I am seriously not making this up), Kickboxing (again, 100% true), swimming, and can double-roll her tongue.
4. Family – She is the oldest of her sisters.  And as any dad would do with all girls, he took the oldest one (who “was supposed to be a boy”) and treated her as such.  And that, ladies and gentlemen is how you get a daughter who loves to kickbox, jump out of helicopters, and who has already broken 7 bones so far.
5. She has a chihuahua named “Butters” after the South Park character who is “the dumbest dog on the earth.”
6. On her bucket list is learning to fly a plane and running the Boston Marathon (I’m assuming not at the same time, but you never know with Alanna)

We’ve got a guest post from Alanna coming up soon, along with some pictures (hopefully) of the aforementioned hobbies.  But for now, sit back and enjoy a gallery that will be sure to send you immediately to bracketmaster.spike.com and vote Alanna through the next round (also text ALANNA to 44686)

And after looking at these pictures I know EXACTLY what you are thinking and yes, that is Troy Brown.

Blogs with Brackets

Here at Blogs with Balls, our paramount concern is that your voice is heard and then acted upon.  Our second is to find a way to get ourselves to Vegas.  So when the opportunity to put both of these together presented itself, you know we here at Blogs with Balls were ready and willing.

That is why we are taking part in the 2011 Captain Morgan BracketMaster Challenge presented by Spike.com. Our good friend the Captain has partnered up with Spike.com again to run an online bracket-style tournament from Feb 14- April 14 that features 32 Morganettes from across this great country of ours.   We as a sports community are voting for the “Ultimate Morganette” – a distinction of honor not to be taken lightly, friends.

Because of our stature in the community, Blogs with Balls is coaching one specific Morganette.  And her name is HUMMANAHUMINAHUMINAHUMINA…. Wait, sorry.  It’s Alanna from Boston.  The second “n” is there so you can savor the name just a little longer.  NO ONE DENIES THIS.

To vote for Alanna, you first BOOKMARK bracketmaster.spike.com and then click on “make your picks” and then scroll until you find Alanna’s picture.  Click on her picture to make sure this Boston/NY rivalry ends in favor of the good guys. Do this daily. This all is done in an effort to win prizes including a $15,000 grand prize package that greatly benefits not only benefits YOU, but also a charity of our choice.  See?  Not only is sportsblogging a great use of your time, but it contributes to mankind. Your humanitarian award and an update on our charity is coming shortly.

What’s that?  You want to know more about the Morganette?  Our pleasure:

Alanna and Blogs with Balls are gonna put our brains together to make damn sure she takes this thing in a landslide, week in and week out.  The top eight  Morganettes and their coaches will go to Vegas for the elite eight.  So what’s in it for you?

Get us to Vegas and we’ll get YOU to Vegas.

How? Vote us through the next round and find out!